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[Ingmar]
The city at night,

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it could be a dangerous place.

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Get down!
With your hands up!

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Do it!

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[Ingmar] Because that'’s
when the bad guys...

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...like to come out and play.

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Two of you are lucky
that I'’m in a good mood today.

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Otherwise,
I'’d kick both your asses!

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Make sure he is not a cop.

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Hey! Why don'’t you prove to me
you ain'’t no cop?

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Ooh, great abs.
You work out?

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Mostly good genes.

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From my mother'’s side.

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I would like to meet her
one day.

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[clicks tongue]

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[laughs]

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So, to keep things fair, see?
No wire.

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And no abs.

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[chuckles]

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Hey, real men don'’t need abs.

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Can we get down to biz?

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You got the cars.
I got the money.

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Great. We'’ll take you
to the cars.

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Hey, not so fast.

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I don'’t do business
with someone I haven'’t met.

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Dimitri, I need to meet him.

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Nobody meets Dimitri.

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Who are you?

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Who am I?

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Ha!

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Who am I?

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Ha!

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Who am I?

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Ha!

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Hey! Excuse me.

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Could you please stop
making those crazy noises?

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You'’re scaring my kids.

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[Trip] Whoa.

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[grunts]

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So what do you say? You get me
a meeting with Dimitri or what?

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We'’ll talk to him.

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See what he says.

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Let'’s get the fuck outta--

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[engine starts]

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♪

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And the Oscar goes
to Mr. Excellent Job!

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Yeah. Really?
Because I was kinda nervous.

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No! It was brilliant!
Down to the very last detail.

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Including the fake pee.

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What? I didn'’t... Yeah. Oh.

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♪

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I think it was the sound
of the gun going off
that made me, you know...

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Eh, the same thing
happened to me once.

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Oh, really?

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Yeah. When I was a baby.

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[cell phone buzzes]

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What'’s that?

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What?

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That sound.

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Oh, shit!

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Yeah?

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[indistinct mumbling]

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Great.

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Was that Dimitri?

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[chuckles] Yeah.

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He wants
to meet me tomorrow.

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[elevator bell dings]

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[Ingmar] Yes! High five!

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Ingmar!

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How they hangin'’?

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To the left. As usual.

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Of course they are,
you socialist son of a bitch!

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Good to see ya!

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Ingmar, you'’re not
still mad at me, are ya?

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For ten years
I'’m your stunt double

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makin'’ you look like
a kickass action star,

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and when shit hits the fan,
I need you to back me up,
you completely abandon me,

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so the answer
to your question is yes!

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Not cool, man.
Not cool.

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Hi. I'’m Axel, by the way.

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All right.
I should'’ve backed you up.

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You know how it is
in this biz.

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You back the wrong pony,
your career is over.

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Finito. Kaput. Done.

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I'’d say more words like that,
but I'’ve run out.

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I think you get
the point, huh?

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So, you'’re here
to finally apologize?

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God no. In fact...
[chuckles]

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...as far as
the stunt community goes,
you are toxic.

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I had to come in
through the back entrance
just in case somebody saw.

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Get the hell out
of my office.

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I wanna hire you.

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To do what?

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To see if one of your mistresses
is cheating on you?

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No.

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It'’s my daughter. Nicky.

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[Chip]
Say hi, Nicky.

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S'’up?

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She'’s being bullied. Digitally.

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-Oh. Oh, that'’s terrible.
-[Chip] Yeah, it is.

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And what'’s worse,
we have no idea who'’s doin' it.

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Well, Ingmar'’s busy
on another assignment,

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but I'’d be glad
to take your case.

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I mean, not only
to help your daughter,

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but because,
believe it or not,

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I, myself, have often been
the victim of bullying.

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Why wouldn'’t I believe it?

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I mean, Jesus Christ,
look at ya.

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I mean, no offense, boychik,
but I need a real P.I.

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Hey. Don'’t you
talk to him like that.

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Actually, he'’s not half bad.

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Ing, coming from you,
that'’s a real compliment.

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All right, okay,
you'’re hired.

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Oh.

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Congratulations, boychik.

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[chuckles]

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♪

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Sometimes, the end
did justify the means.

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And sometimes
it wasn'’t only at night

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bad guys came out to play.

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[gunshot]

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[woman screams]

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♪

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Some of them had no problem
at all revealing themselves

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in the full light of the sun...

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which unfortunately
was something I became

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even more painfully aware of
in the upcoming days.

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You must be the badass
I'’ve been hearing
so much about.

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And you must be Dimitri.

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Sorry about the mess.

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Well, like they say,
"Good help is hard to find."

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"Good help is hard to find"?

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[laughs] Yes!
Good help is hard to find!

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[all laugh]

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I love it! Here!

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Oh, that'’s a nice gift,
but no, I can'’t accept it.

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Not a gift.

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I want you to use it.

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On her.

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You--

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Right! When in Rome.
[chuckles]

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Pull the fucking trigger,
so I know you'’re not a cop.

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Mm-hmm.

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[clicks]

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[inhales]

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If I let you kill my last maid,

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who do you think would clean up
the fucking place?

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Who would clean up
the fucking place? [laughs]

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[all laugh]

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No me, no you.
I'’m not a cleaning lady.

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Who would clean up
the fucking place? [laughs]

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Yeah, you got me there.

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While I tried my best
not to kill the maid,

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which I didn'’t want to,

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or to kill Dimitri,

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which I really wanted to,

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Axel was getting ready
to do some undercover work

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at our client'’s
daughter'’s school.

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Remember, I have to look
young enough to pass

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as a Swedish high school
exchange student.

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Yeah, piece of cake.

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What do you think?

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Y-- I think
you didn'’t do anything.

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Nothing to do. You already look
like a prepubescent teenager.

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We'’ve been here two hours.

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It takes a long time
to do nothing.

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♪

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[Sun] We here.

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Your car. It'’s really nice.

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This not my car.

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No? Whose is it?

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Don'’t know. Don't care.

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You stole it?

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I no steal!

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I borrow.

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Shit.

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What?

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Authority figure.

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Quick. Kiss me like you
kiss Mommy good-bye.

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No.

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Hey, uh--

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[grunting]

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See? Kissing like Mommy
totally work.

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No. That'’s not how moms
kiss their kids good-bye.

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What? I no use tongue.

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♪

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[exhales]

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[exhales] Ah.

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[exhales]

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So...

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you'’ve met me like you asked.

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Are you ready to buy my cars?

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Not sure yet.

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[exhales]
What'’s the hold up?

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Still tryin'’ to figure out
what kinda man
I'’m dealing with.

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If I can trust him.

197
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When you say "him",
you mean me, right?

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Right.

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Sorry. English sometimes
little confusing.

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So how '’bout I show you
how much I trust you

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and that way maybe
you'’ll trust me?

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That sounds good.

203
00:11:02,749 --> 00:11:03,750
What are you doing?

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00:11:03,793 --> 00:11:07,667
In animal kingdom,
this is trust.

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Ultimate.

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It'’s ultimate for sure.

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[breathes heavily]
Do you see anything?

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00:11:17,285 --> 00:11:18,590
I think you know what I see.

209
00:11:18,634 --> 00:11:22,333
Do you see any signs...
of the "C?"

210
00:11:22,377 --> 00:11:23,421
The "C?"

211
00:11:23,465 --> 00:11:24,727
The big "C."

212
00:11:24,771 --> 00:11:28,078
Well, the "C"
is not that big right now,

213
00:11:28,122 --> 00:11:31,081
but I'’m-I'm sure
in the right circumstances...

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00:11:31,125 --> 00:11:33,780
[chuckles lightly]
you do pretty well
for yourself, Dimitri.

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00:11:33,823 --> 00:11:37,348
No, no!
The big "C!" Cancer!

216
00:11:37,392 --> 00:11:38,828
Cancer?

217
00:11:40,874 --> 00:11:43,833
[exhales] The doctors
say I have it maybe.

218
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I-I'’m waiting
for test result.

219
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[exhales]

220
00:11:50,884 --> 00:11:53,451
Do you see any sign?

221
00:11:53,495 --> 00:11:55,279
[school bell rings]

222
00:11:55,323 --> 00:11:58,326
So, you'’re a Swedish
foreign exchange student?

223
00:11:58,369 --> 00:12:00,894
Yeah.
That thing is right!

224
00:12:00,937 --> 00:12:03,418
Which is sad. Yeah.

225
00:12:03,461 --> 00:12:05,289
You look a little old
to be in high school.

226
00:12:05,333 --> 00:12:07,117
Well, I have aged very badly

227
00:12:07,161 --> 00:12:08,945
because my homeland
has very cold weather.

228
00:12:08,989 --> 00:12:14,516
And, uh, very high taxes,
you know, so it'’s--
it gets--

229
00:12:14,559 --> 00:12:16,257
[blows air through lips]

230
00:12:16,300 --> 00:12:17,911
Jumpin'’ jiminy!

231
00:12:17,954 --> 00:12:20,652
I wouldn'’t mind sharing
my herring with her!

232
00:12:20,696 --> 00:12:22,045
[chuckles]

233
00:12:22,089 --> 00:12:24,787
I heard, uh, you two
were supposed to go
on a date.

234
00:12:24,831 --> 00:12:27,181
Yeah, but she canceled
at the last minute.

235
00:12:27,224 --> 00:12:28,704
I'’d already bought
the movie tickets.

236
00:12:28,748 --> 00:12:30,227
And the condoms.

237
00:12:30,271 --> 00:12:32,012
Mm-hmm.

238
00:12:32,055 --> 00:12:34,971
I suppose that must have
made you very angry at her.

239
00:12:35,015 --> 00:12:37,365
Yeah. I wanted to kill her.

240
00:12:39,323 --> 00:12:41,021
♪

241
00:12:43,632 --> 00:12:47,027
Well, uh, thank you
so mycket much for
a very interesting conversation!

242
00:12:52,902 --> 00:12:54,425
I'’m going to kill him.

243
00:12:54,469 --> 00:12:55,470
Kill who?

244
00:12:55,513 --> 00:12:57,167
The doctor.
[sighs]

245
00:12:57,211 --> 00:12:59,604
Just because he told you
you might have cancer?

246
00:12:59,648 --> 00:13:01,171
Yes.

247
00:13:01,215 --> 00:13:03,347
That'’s your answer
for everything, isn'’t it?

248
00:13:03,391 --> 00:13:05,959
Something pisses you off,
you kill it.

249
00:13:06,002 --> 00:13:09,484
I can'’t help it.
I am wired this way.

250
00:13:09,527 --> 00:13:13,662
Besides, people fear me
is good for business.

251
00:13:13,705 --> 00:13:18,710
Business I understand,
but you also do it when it has
nothing to do with business.

252
00:13:18,754 --> 00:13:20,190
Like with your maid.

253
00:13:20,234 --> 00:13:23,846
That was totally business.
That wasn'’t my maid.

254
00:13:23,890 --> 00:13:28,068
That was a hit man disguised
as a maid sent to kill me.

255
00:13:29,634 --> 00:13:31,071
Okay.

256
00:13:31,114 --> 00:13:36,772
Now, what about the stunt man
some ten years ago

257
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that you killed
because he was sleeping
with your girlfriend?

258
00:13:46,521 --> 00:13:51,743
Uh, I-I didn'’t kill
this fucking stunt man! No.

259
00:13:51,787 --> 00:13:52,744
No?

260
00:13:52,788 --> 00:13:54,050
No.

261
00:13:54,094 --> 00:13:55,747
That'’s not what I heard.

262
00:13:55,791 --> 00:14:00,404
Believe me, I wanted to.
Yes, nice and slow.

263
00:14:00,448 --> 00:14:04,800
But the little shit
died on me before I could.

264
00:14:07,281 --> 00:14:10,762
[both] Go! Fight! Win!
Go! Fight! Win!

265
00:14:10,806 --> 00:14:13,765
Go Tigers!

266
00:14:13,809 --> 00:14:14,810
Whoo!

267
00:14:14,854 --> 00:14:16,290
Whoo!

268
00:14:16,333 --> 00:14:18,074
[all laugh]

269
00:14:18,118 --> 00:14:19,902
That'’s so good!

270
00:14:19,946 --> 00:14:21,599
In Sweden we don'’t have,
uh, cheerleaders.

271
00:14:21,643 --> 00:14:24,602
-What? That'’s impossible!
-Why not?

272
00:14:24,646 --> 00:14:27,040
We don'’t really have
that much to cheer for.

273
00:14:27,083 --> 00:14:28,476
Really, it'’s--

274
00:14:28,519 --> 00:14:30,478
You know, by the way,
I heard you two

275
00:14:30,521 --> 00:14:33,089
are best friends forever
with, uh, Nicky Stone.

276
00:14:33,133 --> 00:14:35,613
Were BFFs.

277
00:14:35,657 --> 00:14:36,919
Really?
What-what happened?

278
00:14:36,963 --> 00:14:38,878
She started
putting on weight.

279
00:14:38,921 --> 00:14:40,880
So we had to cut her
from the squad.

280
00:14:40,923 --> 00:14:42,969
So she told us
to go fuck ourselves.

281
00:14:43,012 --> 00:14:45,014
-Can you believe that shit?
-Mm.

282
00:14:46,537 --> 00:14:50,237
[chanting] Can you believe,
believe, believe that shit?

283
00:14:50,280 --> 00:14:52,587
Whoo!

284
00:14:52,630 --> 00:14:54,458
Whoo! [chuckles]

285
00:14:54,502 --> 00:14:58,462
Ya-ya, so-so,
when she told you to, uh...

286
00:14:58,506 --> 00:15:00,116
-[both] Go fuck ourselves?
-Yeah, yeah.

287
00:15:00,160 --> 00:15:02,858
You, uh,
you were angry at her?

288
00:15:02,902 --> 00:15:04,338
[chuckles] Oh, yeah.

289
00:15:05,861 --> 00:15:07,428
Actually, we wanted
to kill her.

290
00:15:07,471 --> 00:15:09,560
We still do.

291
00:15:09,604 --> 00:15:13,303
♪

292
00:15:13,347 --> 00:15:16,959
Well, th-th-thank you
so mycket much for
a very interesting conversation.

293
00:15:17,003 --> 00:15:18,526
Thank you.

294
00:15:20,789 --> 00:15:22,443
[both] Go! Fight! Win!

295
00:15:30,451 --> 00:15:33,062
Okay. It'’s all there.
Congratulations.

296
00:15:33,106 --> 00:15:38,328
You are now the proud owner
of 30 stolen luxury cars.

297
00:15:38,372 --> 00:15:39,851
-Great.
-Here.

298
00:15:39,895 --> 00:15:40,940
Your keys.

299
00:15:40,983 --> 00:15:42,245
Great.

300
00:15:42,289 --> 00:15:43,899
All the keys to all
of my stolen cars.

301
00:15:43,943 --> 00:15:44,900
That'’s great.

302
00:15:44,944 --> 00:15:47,033
Don'’t sound so happy.

303
00:15:49,557 --> 00:15:50,862
You want some?

304
00:15:50,906 --> 00:15:52,212
No, I'’m fine.

305
00:15:52,255 --> 00:15:53,561
-[sniffs]
-[softly] Yeah.

306
00:15:58,392 --> 00:15:59,175
[sniffs]

307
00:15:59,219 --> 00:16:01,699
Yeah, Chip, it'’s Axel.

308
00:16:01,743 --> 00:16:04,702
I just wanted to update you
on your daughter'’s case.

309
00:16:04,746 --> 00:16:07,009
You any closer
to finding out who it is?

310
00:16:07,053 --> 00:16:09,011
Well, I'’ve talked
to a lot of students...

311
00:16:09,055 --> 00:16:12,841
Ugh. I can'’t stand her ass.
She is so annoying.

312
00:16:12,884 --> 00:16:15,191
She told me that my hair
looked like a leprechaun.

313
00:16:15,235 --> 00:16:17,019
She took my essay from me.

314
00:16:17,063 --> 00:16:18,368
-Total...
-...bitch.

315
00:16:18,412 --> 00:16:19,891
She messed up
my science project

316
00:16:19,935 --> 00:16:21,806
because she wanted
to take a selfie.

317
00:16:21,850 --> 00:16:26,028
She once pantsed me
and sent the video
to my grandmother.

318
00:16:26,072 --> 00:16:28,030
She died the next day.

319
00:16:28,074 --> 00:16:29,640
I'’m beginning
to hate her, too.

320
00:16:29,684 --> 00:16:31,120
And I'’ve narrowed the list

321
00:16:31,164 --> 00:16:34,036
of who might be bullying
your daughter down to...

322
00:16:34,080 --> 00:16:35,603
43 people.

323
00:16:35,646 --> 00:16:37,213
Forty-three!

324
00:16:37,257 --> 00:16:38,214
Well, your daughter
has a lot of enemies.

325
00:16:38,258 --> 00:16:39,694
Of course she does!

326
00:16:39,737 --> 00:16:42,827
And you would too
if your daddy was a movie star!

327
00:16:42,871 --> 00:16:45,569
Well, I guess that makes sense.

328
00:16:45,613 --> 00:16:49,486
Uh, listen, um, I-I'’ll
call you back when I know more.

329
00:16:49,530 --> 00:16:51,010
Okay? Bye.

330
00:16:52,707 --> 00:16:56,754
Exactly who are you
and what are you
doing on this campus?

331
00:16:56,798 --> 00:16:58,930
I am a Swedish
exchange student!

332
00:16:58,974 --> 00:17:00,976
The hell you are.

333
00:17:02,630 --> 00:17:04,066
Norwegian?

334
00:17:04,110 --> 00:17:07,069
So, you'’ve been hired
by Nicky'’s father

335
00:17:07,113 --> 00:17:09,245
to find out who'’s been
bullying her?

336
00:17:09,289 --> 00:17:10,812
Yeah, that'’s correct.

337
00:17:10,855 --> 00:17:12,118
You can kill the accent.

338
00:17:12,161 --> 00:17:14,816
Right. Sorry. Absolutely.

339
00:17:14,859 --> 00:17:16,078
You'’re still doing it.

340
00:17:16,122 --> 00:17:17,993
N-no. No.

341
00:17:19,951 --> 00:17:21,953
Well, I-I-I'’ll try harder.

342
00:17:21,997 --> 00:17:24,086
Well, I appreciate what her
father is trying to accomplish,

343
00:17:24,130 --> 00:17:26,262
because bullying
is not a good thing.

344
00:17:26,306 --> 00:17:28,612
But I really wish
he had told us
he was hiring

345
00:17:28,656 --> 00:17:30,788
a private investigator
to infiltrate the school.

346
00:17:30,832 --> 00:17:33,617
But now that you know,
it'’ll be okay if I continue?

347
00:17:33,661 --> 00:17:35,706
No. It'’s against
the school policy.

348
00:17:35,750 --> 00:17:38,579
Ah. Well, I'’ll just have
to figure out another way

349
00:17:38,622 --> 00:17:40,755
of finding out
who'’s been doing it.

350
00:17:40,798 --> 00:17:43,801
Which is a shame
because I really enjoy
speaking like this!

351
00:17:43,845 --> 00:17:45,803
Yeah, I'’m not hearin'
a difference.

352
00:17:45,847 --> 00:17:48,284
Oh, yeah. Thank you.

353
00:17:48,328 --> 00:17:52,027
[Ingmar] While Axel once again had his cover blown,

354
00:17:52,071 --> 00:17:54,029
I ran into a dead end.

355
00:17:54,073 --> 00:17:55,987
I hadn'’t found Tex's killer.

356
00:17:56,031 --> 00:18:00,514
All I had was a bunch of keys
to a bunch of stolen cars.

357
00:18:00,557 --> 00:18:02,690
There was only one person
who could help me.

358
00:18:02,733 --> 00:18:06,128
So, you robbed two robbers
who robbed a poker game?

359
00:18:06,172 --> 00:18:07,999
They were dead
when I robbed them.

360
00:18:08,043 --> 00:18:10,219
Dead? Did you kill them?

361
00:18:10,263 --> 00:18:13,657
Of course not. They killed
each other over some broad.

362
00:18:13,701 --> 00:18:16,704
[sighs] Okay, so let me
get this straight.

363
00:18:16,747 --> 00:18:18,662
You wanted the stolen money

364
00:18:18,706 --> 00:18:21,100
-so that you could get
near "The Nob"?
-Yeah.

365
00:18:21,143 --> 00:18:22,231
By pretending
you wanted to buy

366
00:18:22,275 --> 00:18:24,277
some stolen cars
he was selling.

367
00:18:24,320 --> 00:18:26,235
-Which you bought.
-Yeah.

368
00:18:26,279 --> 00:18:28,803
And now I own them.

369
00:18:28,846 --> 00:18:31,066
And all this because
you thought

370
00:18:31,110 --> 00:18:32,981
he was responsible
for Tex'’s death.

371
00:18:33,024 --> 00:18:35,026
Yeah.

372
00:18:35,070 --> 00:18:37,159
Now, please,
what am I supposed to do

373
00:18:37,203 --> 00:18:40,336
with these stolen cars?
Huh?

374
00:18:40,380 --> 00:18:43,165
Okay, before I tell you
what to do about the cars,

375
00:18:43,209 --> 00:18:44,601
I need you to promise me

376
00:18:44,645 --> 00:18:46,473
that you'’re gonna let
this whole Tex thing go.

377
00:18:46,516 --> 00:18:47,691
Yeah, I promise.

378
00:18:47,735 --> 00:18:50,129
Okay, again,
but this time with feeling.

379
00:18:53,044 --> 00:18:56,047
[softly] I promise.

380
00:18:56,091 --> 00:19:00,269
Now please give me
some expert legal advice
what to do with these cars.

381
00:19:00,313 --> 00:19:03,664
Okay. Here it is.
You ready?

382
00:19:03,707 --> 00:19:05,013
Yeah.

383
00:19:05,056 --> 00:19:06,057
Nothing.

384
00:19:06,101 --> 00:19:07,972
-Nothing?
-Nothing.

385
00:19:08,016 --> 00:19:09,278
You leave them where they are

386
00:19:09,322 --> 00:19:11,193
and you pray no one connects
you back to them,

387
00:19:11,237 --> 00:19:12,412
because if they do...

388
00:19:13,543 --> 00:19:15,806
...you could be
in big, big, big trouble.

389
00:19:16,894 --> 00:19:18,026
[cell phone rings]

390
00:19:18,069 --> 00:19:20,594
Okay. [inhales]

391
00:19:23,466 --> 00:19:24,467
Hello?

392
00:19:24,511 --> 00:19:25,642
[Axel]
Hey, what up, bitch?

393
00:19:25,686 --> 00:19:26,643
Huh?

394
00:19:26,687 --> 00:19:29,124
[in Swedish]

395
00:19:41,832 --> 00:19:44,966
[Ingmar] Big Lloyd,
he was the best in the biz,

396
00:19:45,009 --> 00:19:46,620
and we go way back,

397
00:19:46,663 --> 00:19:49,013
but all the hours
behind the computer

398
00:19:49,057 --> 00:19:50,406
got the best of him

399
00:19:50,450 --> 00:19:53,453
and his family
begged him to quit.

400
00:19:55,629 --> 00:19:56,543
No.

401
00:19:57,718 --> 00:19:58,849
Monica. Come on.

402
00:19:58,893 --> 00:20:01,200
Lloyd'’s not doing
that shit anymore!

403
00:20:01,243 --> 00:20:04,333
I know, but this
is for a good cause.

404
00:20:04,377 --> 00:20:06,248
Someone'’s bullying
a high school girl.

405
00:20:06,292 --> 00:20:08,119
Yeah.

406
00:20:08,163 --> 00:20:09,860
[sighs]

407
00:20:09,904 --> 00:20:14,822
Lloyd! Ingmar'’s here and he
wants you to do some hacking.

408
00:20:15,997 --> 00:20:17,781
Yes! Hacking!

409
00:20:17,825 --> 00:20:20,175
♪

410
00:20:20,219 --> 00:20:22,308
[beeping]

411
00:20:23,352 --> 00:20:25,659
So...
you and Ingmar.

412
00:20:25,702 --> 00:20:27,748
You two go together
about as good as me and my ex.

413
00:20:27,791 --> 00:20:31,360
Yeah, it'’s true.
We'’re a little different.

414
00:20:32,405 --> 00:20:36,147
I know you.
You were a DJ!

415
00:20:36,191 --> 00:20:37,584
Yes. That'’s right.

416
00:20:37,627 --> 00:20:39,281
You were good.

417
00:20:39,325 --> 00:20:41,762
Well, I wasn'’t bad.

418
00:20:41,805 --> 00:20:42,763
Why'’d you quit?

419
00:20:42,806 --> 00:20:45,069
Long story.

420
00:20:45,113 --> 00:20:47,289
Maybe you should tell me.

421
00:20:47,333 --> 00:20:48,290
Some day.

422
00:20:48,334 --> 00:20:50,814
Or night.

423
00:20:50,858 --> 00:20:52,860
What?

424
00:20:52,903 --> 00:20:55,341
[in Swedish]

425
00:20:56,211 --> 00:20:58,126
Oh-oh, yeah, yeah.

426
00:20:58,169 --> 00:21:01,869
Some day or night.
Yes. Sure.

427
00:21:01,912 --> 00:21:03,305
I'’d like that.

428
00:21:03,349 --> 00:21:04,350
[computerized voice]
Accessing archives.

429
00:21:04,393 --> 00:21:05,568
I got your bully!

430
00:21:05,612 --> 00:21:06,830
Bingo!

431
00:21:06,874 --> 00:21:07,788
Yes!

432
00:21:09,180 --> 00:21:12,445
Someone named Mr. Niddels?

433
00:21:12,488 --> 00:21:14,490
[Axel] Mr. Niddels?

434
00:21:14,534 --> 00:21:17,711
I would never, ever bully
one of my own students.

435
00:21:17,754 --> 00:21:20,409
But we have proof. The messages
were sent from your computer.

436
00:21:20,453 --> 00:21:24,892
I-I don'’t care what the proof
says. I didn'’t send anything
from my computer. I swear!

437
00:21:27,503 --> 00:21:29,026
Hmm. I don'’t get it.

438
00:21:29,070 --> 00:21:30,332
All the evidence
clearly points

439
00:21:30,376 --> 00:21:32,334
at Nicky'’s English teacher,
but...

440
00:21:32,378 --> 00:21:35,337
I really believe him
when he says he didn'’t do it.

441
00:21:35,381 --> 00:21:37,208
You same as me.

442
00:21:37,252 --> 00:21:39,559
You have strong
female intuition.

443
00:21:40,734 --> 00:21:42,518
Yes. I do.

444
00:21:42,562 --> 00:21:44,215
Are you?

445
00:21:44,259 --> 00:21:46,261
Female?

446
00:21:47,697 --> 00:21:49,264
-Sun--
-[cell phone chimes]

447
00:21:49,308 --> 00:21:50,396
[sighs]

448
00:21:54,400 --> 00:21:56,358
[cell phone rings]

449
00:21:56,402 --> 00:21:57,533
Hello?

450
00:21:57,577 --> 00:21:58,708
Did you get the picture?

451
00:21:58,752 --> 00:21:59,970
[Axel] Yeah.

452
00:22:00,014 --> 00:22:01,798
Big Lloyd did a little more work
last night,

453
00:22:01,842 --> 00:22:04,975
and he pulled that picture off
of the teacher'’s computer.

454
00:22:05,019 --> 00:22:06,455
W-w-w-what do you mean?

455
00:22:06,499 --> 00:22:08,457
The teacher
is not just bullying her?

456
00:22:08,501 --> 00:22:10,198
He'’s also
taking pictures of her?

457
00:22:10,241 --> 00:22:11,765
You don'’t get it.

458
00:22:11,808 --> 00:22:14,768
That picture was taken
from the teacher'’s computer

459
00:22:14,811 --> 00:22:18,424
time stamped while Nicky
was typing on the computer.

460
00:22:19,729 --> 00:22:22,558
So she'’s bullying herself.

461
00:22:22,602 --> 00:22:26,083
What do you mean
she'’s bullying herself?

462
00:22:26,127 --> 00:22:29,391
Nicky was upset about a grade
an English teacher gave to her,

463
00:22:29,435 --> 00:22:31,306
so she decided
to get back at him.

464
00:22:31,350 --> 00:22:32,742
Ingmar, this is ridiculous.

465
00:22:32,786 --> 00:22:34,527
I'’m beggin' ya.
Take over the case.

466
00:22:34,570 --> 00:22:36,877
Find out the real truth
like a real detective.

467
00:22:36,920 --> 00:22:42,752
Axel is a real detective,
and he found out the real truth.

468
00:22:42,796 --> 00:22:44,188
You'’re loving this, aren't ya?

469
00:22:44,232 --> 00:22:46,103
Loving what?

470
00:22:46,147 --> 00:22:48,932
That for once
in your miserable life
you have the upper hand.

471
00:22:48,976 --> 00:22:53,241
Because your daughter
is a success, and my daughter
is a fuck up.

472
00:22:53,284 --> 00:22:55,548
-[laughs]
-Agreed.

473
00:22:55,591 --> 00:22:57,419
You know why
my daughter'’s a fuck up?

474
00:22:57,463 --> 00:22:58,855
-Because you'’re a bad parent?
-Shut up!

475
00:22:58,899 --> 00:23:01,728
Because I'’m rich,
because I'’m famous,

476
00:23:01,771 --> 00:23:03,643
which is something
he will never be.

477
00:23:03,686 --> 00:23:05,645
Well, you'’re not
that famous, Chip.

478
00:23:05,688 --> 00:23:08,604
Tell that to the people
in Cyprus! The Greeks love me!

479
00:23:08,648 --> 00:23:09,953
We'’re outta here.

480
00:23:09,997 --> 00:23:11,955
♪

481
00:23:11,999 --> 00:23:13,609
Okay, see you later, losers.

482
00:23:15,872 --> 00:23:16,830
Case closed.

483
00:23:19,049 --> 00:23:21,008
♪

484
00:23:42,856 --> 00:23:44,771
♪

485
00:23:53,649 --> 00:23:54,781
[car alarm chirps]

486
00:23:56,043 --> 00:23:59,046
[car alarms chirping]

487
00:24:03,354 --> 00:24:05,008
[chirping continues]

488
00:24:05,052 --> 00:24:07,837
♪